Stupid people are good for three things: watching tv, procreating ceaselessly and dying in unfortunately hilarious ways. At least the more cultured among us can enjoy a good laugh when the latter two come together.

Objectum sexuality, or “objectophilia” is when individuals have strong emotional, romantic (and even sexual) feelings towards particular inanimate objects. Some of them find the mere idea of having such a relationship with another human ridiculous.

I outed Rosie and Ellen, and it’s hard to even imagine now that they ever were in the closet. You have to educate the new people and say, ‘Guess what, they were in the closet at one point.’

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The new R-rated erotica Fifty Shades of Grey, based on E L James’s novels, has dominated the box office. But…

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So, here is a list of eight truths about males and sexual objectification for those who have a degree in any of the “social sciences.” 1. It is completely normal for heterosexual men to see women to whom they are sexually attracted as sex objects.

Village People is an American disco group well-known for their on-stage costumes, catchy tunes and suggestive lyrics.The group was originally conceived by Jacques Morali and Henri Belolo to target disco’s gay audience.

Like we said, there’s no “right” time; deciding when you’re ready to have sex with someone is really a different-strokes-for-different-folks kind of thing.

When we consider society’s prevailing view of late-life sexuality, the convention has been that older people are not particularly sexually active or …